That One Poorly Written Thing

coleytangerina:

Pissing myself.

i need to find a way to vent the actual fucking rage im experiencing right now.

derpderpmotherfuckers:

cassandraemeraldsong:

captnkay:

loki-cat:

ladies and gentlemen, the world we live in.

I love these people

This is a world that I want to live in.
God bless America.

now that all the stupid things people did in the storm are in one gifset, I will reblog it because they are all beautiful.

Welcome to the United States guys, we laugh in the face of FRANKENSTORM SANDY

distract me
a: have you ever smoked weed? If yes, tell us the craziest thing you've done while high.
b: what's your favorite restaurant? do you get the same thing every time you go?
c: biggest insecurity?
d: any pets? tell us about them!
e: name 5 things you dislike about yourself and 5 things you like about yourself
f: ever been to a foreign country? If not, where do you want to go most?
g: what are 5 objects that you can grab right now?
h: 3 bad habits?
i: yes or no: you've done something illegal. (brave ones will say what!)
j: what does the last text message you received say?
k: what does the last text message you sent say?
l: is there one thing that always makes you laugh?
m: 3 things you hope happen before summer ends?
n: 5 turn offs
o: 5 turn ons
p: smash or pass the person who sends this to you
q: quote your favorite song lyric
r: what's the one item you treasure te most?
s: spit or swallow?
t: tell us the story of _____
u: favorite thing about yourself?
v: are you a virgin?
w: what do you think about young love?
x: one x-rated thing you would do with {insert url or celebrity here}
y: one person you really admire and why?
z: what time do you usually go to bed?
@: last time you touched your private parts?
;): Guys, last time you masturbated? How often do you masturbate? Girls, have you ever masturbated?
: *: ever kissed anyone of the same sex?
!!: something we'd find surprising about you?
%: do you still talk to the last person you kissed?
+: would you rather cuddle or spoon?
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i’ll just leave this here…
I can find the tumblr of a person i can barely remember but i cant find the clown car they were driving. THIS IS KILLING ME.

forgetcommonsense:

this is me everytime mike makes a joke

not all my jokes are fuckin references.

favoritesticle:

Bane wants to know if anyone has seen a girl with hair like this…

favoritesticle:

Bane wants to know if anyone has seen a girl with hair like this…